"Sadde. That object has four settings and a battery and no form of ability to make decisions based on its circumstances. Put it somewhere I can't see unless you want me to spend five hours voiding its warranty instead of doing lewd things to your person."
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Date: 2016-03-19 12:51 am (UTC)"Sadde. That object has four settings and a battery and no form of ability to make decisions based on its circumstances. Put it somewhere I can't see unless you want me to spend five hours voiding its warranty instead of doing lewd things to your person."