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[mswoods]

The following day, Sadde has Transfiguration in the morning.

She is all over it at lunch.

"Okay, so, Transfig is just about the coolest thing," she says first thing to the Ravenclaws as soon as she sits at the table.

Comments

[mrwoods]

"Mmm, I don't think I'm inconsistent. I can consistently predict the kinds of stuff I'm going to do, usually! Like, I think if someone had told me beforehand that Rufus would mention my parents' situation to me I would probably have noticed this would make me unreasonably angry and then taken steps to prevent myself from being angry. The surprise was a decisive factor, there. And I can totally predict that I will sometimes tongue-flick at random people just to watch them go 'eep.'"

[chanuphis]

"I said seem."

[mrwoods]

"Hmm. I'm not entirely sure that's an outcome I dislike."

[chanuphis]

"I didn't think it was, but it sounds inconvenient to me, especially if you ever want to have more friends than the three of us."

[mrwoods]

"Why would I need more, you three are awesome," he giggles.

[chanuphis]

"Sounds like you know what you're doing, I guess."

[mrwoods]

He laughs. "Besides, I can totally get more friends. I predict Jacob and I will become friends byyyyyy the end of the year. Jacob's another firstie Slytherin, by the way."

[chanuphis]

"Is he the one who came and told us you were jinxed?"

[mrwoods]

"Ooh he might just be! I was wondering how you'd found out. Oh man he is in so much trouble, I'd better help him out. Tentative prediction change: friends before the winter holidays."

[chanuphis]

"He said they told him not to get a professor, but he didn't, he got us. I feel like Slytherins ought to appreciate that logic."

[mrwoods]

"Hmmm yesss they might, how did he find you guys?"

[chanuphis]

"He just walked over to us shortly before we came and fetched you and asked if we were your friends."

[mrwoods]

He scratches his head. "Hmmm. He might not be in too much trouble. Did any other Slytherins see him? If they find out he technically-didn't-break-the-rules they will probably try to teach him a lesson about not being found technically-not-breaking-the-rules."

[chanuphis]

"I don't know if they saw him but they weren't in earshot."

[pleating]

"If they find out what?"

[mrwoods]

"Well, they told Jacob not to tell a Professor, so he went and told you guys, which technically isn't telling a Professor but accomplishes the same goal, which is good Slytherin behaviour, go around the system instead of against it, except a much better Slytherin behaviour is doing that and not getting caught. There was a whole speech about Proper Slytherin Behaviour by one of the older students the other day."

[chanuphis]

"There was? What else constitutes proper Slytherin behavior?"

[mrwoods]

He starts making a list. "It's good Slytherin behaviour to have inscrutable goals; it's Proper Slytherin Behaviour to have very clear and obviously correct public goals that are not in fact your real goals. It's good Slytherin behaviour to technically-not-break-rules; it's Proper Slytherin Behaviour to not be found out while doing that; it's Extra Proper Slytherin Behaviour to be the one making the rules. It's good Slytherin behaviour to know your enemies better than your friends; it's Proper Slytherin Behaviour to never let other people think of you as their enemy no matter what you think of them." He shrugs. "There was more, but at some point I had to pay more attention to holding my giggles than to listening because this is the House that supported a Dark Lord and thinks muggles aren't people. Most of them couldn't recognise a cunning plot if it danced on the table and threw its bra at them."

[msmaxwell]

Willow snorts milk at the image and starts giggling uncontrollably.

[chanuphis]

Miranda laughs too. "Yeah, Slytherin has not been exhibiting especially Slytherin behavior in recent memory."

[mrwoods]

"Tell me about it," he says, shaking his head and offering Willow a napkin to clean up the mess. "I'm going to rescue their reputation, though! Starting with Jacob. I'm gonna teach him how to Slytherin properly. Starting by not being seen in public with me or my friends, for as long as Slytherins are stupid it's best for his image if he doesn't associate with the scummy muggleborn."

[chanuphis]

"How very magnanimous of you not to expect public shows of loyalty."

[mrwoods]

"Why, thank you," he grins.

[pleating]

"I wonder what it would be like to have a Slytherin House with a good reputation." Pause. "Where would the hat even put the evil kids?"

[mrwoods]

"Well, they'll probably be evenly divided, there's no reason why evil kids can't be Ravenclaw and Gryffindor." Beat. "Probably no Hufflepuffs though."