alchemical blurb

[mswoods]

The following day, Sadde has Transfiguration in the morning.

She is all over it at lunch.

"Okay, so, Transfig is just about the coolest thing," she says first thing to the Ravenclaws as soon as she sits at the table.

Comments

[mrwoods]

"Well... It's not really like anything else. I think maybe people with, like, phantom limbs probably fell something similar? Some days I feel like my body should be like so and that people should call me this instead of that, and that I shouldn't have this but should have that other thing instead.

"I mean, imagine tomorrow you woke up as a boy. What do you think you would feel and want to do about it?"

[pleating]

"I don't want to be a boy! I'd be in the wrong room and all my robes would be cut wrong and it'd be weird!"

[mrwoods]

"...right," Sadde giggles. "So, some days I wake up feeling kinda like that, and it gets better when I morph."

[pleating]

"But don't you sleep in the same room all the time...? And do you have different sets of robes, I wasn't paying attention."

[mrwoods]

"I do. Anyway, that's why I said it's kinda like that, but it's not really related to anything practical like robes or rooms, it's just..." Who'da thunk, Sadde at a loss for words. "It's itself," he sighs. "It's just feeling like my body should be a certain way and I should be seen a certain way and, erm, yeah. I don't have anything better than this." Shrug.

[pleating]

"I wonder if a lot of metamorphmagi feel like that?"

[mrwoods]

"Wouldn't know, never met one. My childhood would've been very different if I had."

[chanuphis]

"Because they would have told you about magic in general?"

[mrwoods]

"Yes. Or, at least, I hope they would."

[msmaxwell]

"You never know, maybe your neighbour's a metamorph spy. They could be anyone!"

[chanuphis]

"Why would there be a metamorph spying on Sadde?"

[msmaxwell]

"Clearly to see if he's fit to be a part of their giant conspiracy to take over the world by impersonating all of the world's rulers."

[chanuphis]

"I think you might need to do more than look like the rulers to successfully impersonate them for long."

[msmaxwell]

She shrugs. "I wouldn't know, I'm not a Slytherin."

[chanuphis]

"You're a Ravenclaw, think about it! Rulers know all kinds of stuff that a metamorph wouldn't know; and they have families who'll know them really well, too."

[msmaxwell]

"Sure, that's why the metamorphmagi are spies before they impersonate everyone! So they can learn all the things!"

[chanuphis]

"It'd be really impractical to man a conspiracy entirely with metamorphmagi, though."

[msmaxwell]

"The metamorphmagi are just the field operators! It's a shadow conspiracy, there's lots of people in it!"

[mrwoods]

"You seem to have thought about this a lot."

[chanuphis]

"If you like conspiracy theories, subscribe to the Quibbler."

[msmaxwell]

"I'm just reacting to the things you're saying," she giggles.

[chanuphis]

"Sure, sure."

[mrwoods]

Sadde grins. "You know, you would actually make a fine Slytherin," he comments.

[chanuphis]

"You probably think you're complimenting me."

[mrwoods]

"I mean a real Slytherin, like me!"