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Sadde's running.

Not for any particular reason, just because it's faster. He's been meaning to go to one of the capitals for a bit and now, he supposes, is as good a time as any.

And eventually he's not running anymore, because he's close enough to civilisation that someone might spot him. Not that he wouldn't be able to notice them by scent before they saw him, but still. And as he makes his way to the Norway capital at this more leisurely pace, he notices the tiny, shiny key. He walks towards it and picks it up and immediately notices just how magic it is. He can tell by the way the key feels like things, and different things depending on where it is.

He verifies that what the key feels like is consistent in absolute location by waving it around a bit and seeing that the same place always feels the same. "Huh," he murmurs to himself.

He straightens up and thinks. The first obvious thing to try is seeing whether it opens any doors - a universal skeleton key sounds like the kind of thing a magical key could be - but the second obvious thing can be tested right there and then. He pushes the key into thin air with some purpose, as if he wanted to unlock an invisible door, and then turns it, et voilà, the faintest of door-shaped outlines appears before him.

He locks the door, and it disappears. Unlocks it again, and there it is. So he pulls it open and sees-

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From:

mssparkle

"...mind-affecting gunk isn't very accurate. My brain works differently, there's a lot more room, but everything occupies a lot more space. I could spend hours staring at a mote of dust in the air, analysing the way light hit it or following it as drafts moved it about, scrutinising its shape, comparing it to the rest of the world, composing still images of it in my memory. A happy surprise is a wave of unending joy, a mild disappointment is crushing despair, hunger is an all-consuming need, the smell of blood is utmost temptation, I can go on being poetic for a bit but I think you get it. And then there are a few extra instincts installed, for how to move my body, how to react to other vampires, how to stalk and hunt."

From:

from_scratch

"I wasn't thinking about your very cool-sounding brain architecture but mostly about the mate thing and the whatever it is that makes people go slurp when they have turned into vampires and encounter their fellow bipeds."

From:

mssparkle

"I know. The whatever it is that makes people go slurp is that humans smell and taste just that good. The mate thing is... harder to explain, I suppose, it is an extra magical thing that's tacked on, but I think it may be perfectly explainable by love times brain architecture... times a hundred maybe, I think even if a vampire falls in love with a non-mate the feeling's less intense."

From:

from_scratch

Cam sighs. "Well. This is weird. But you seem pretty functional except for the inopportune growling and insatiable sex drive."

From:

mssparkle

"That was the first time I growled in a year and a half, I can probably refrain from doing it in the future."

From:

from_scratch

"It's not the growling itself that disconcerted me - it didn't bother me when it was a 'ooh, we are about to have sex' growl - it's the underlying unsettling fact that you are, through no fault of your own, internally very possessive about a period of time during which - how old are you?"

From:

mssparkle

"Twenty-six, yes I know I wasn't alive then," she sighs.

From:

from_scratch

"...I'm assuming the age difference qua itself doesn't trip you up at all because in a thousand years it'll be a rounding error."

From:

mssparkle

"Yeah, pretty much. Plus, the longer it took me to find a mate, the more likely it'd be that I'd be the one in your position."

From:

from_scratch

"Fair enough." Sigh. "Okay, so, besides as much sex as you can feasibly wring out of me and gallivanting through the multiverse fixing things - what are you after? Long term?"

From:

mssparkle

Blink. "What do you mean?"

From:

from_scratch

"Debatably single genderfluid vampire seeks... gallivanting and sex no strings attached? Unholy demonic matrimony? Lounging on the plane of gold watching astroworks go up confessing secrets? Action, adventure, rescuing each other from miscellaneous otherworldly fates? What do you want?"

From:

mssparkle

"I would rather neither of us need rescuing, but I want... If I were to just take it for granted that you'd come with me, I want to terraform your Mars and bring the standards of living where I'm from to those of 2159 daeva-having Earth and open a portal to Limbo so Limboites could have an actually nice afterlife and go world-hopping looking for more things to fix. I want to be useful and help other people and learn a lot of new stuff, figure out physics, or meta-physics if it turns out they change from one universe to another, and the physics of each of the universes I visit. Which I guess aren't all very romantic or couple-y activities but I guess you being there doing those things with me would be enough, as far as relationship goals go."

Edited Date: 2016-03-26 03:11 am (UTC)

From:

from_scratch

"Okay, you know what, that's enough to be getting on with, I am unequipped to make long-term promises at this time but we can be a thing."

From:

mssparkle

She doesn't pounce. She very visibly and conspicuously doesn't pounce. "That's good," she says.

From:

from_scratch

"So, how do you feel about playing Monopoly for two weeks while we vigilantly guard the open gate in my swimming pool room, that sounds like a plan to me." Wag wag.

From:

mssparkle

She eyes the tail. "If that's what you want to do, we can do that."

From:

from_scratch

"But I don't have a Monopoly set and this is clearly an insurmountable problem." Wag wag wag.

From:

mssparkle

"Help me out, here, I don't trust my brain to reach correct conclusions about body language that includes a tail, all I can think of is pouncing on you and doing blasphemous things to your body."

Edited Date: 2016-03-26 03:19 am (UTC)