alchemical blurb

[mswoods]

The following day, Sadde has Transfiguration in the morning.

She is all over it at lunch.

"Okay, so, Transfig is just about the coolest thing," she says first thing to the Ravenclaws as soon as she sits at the table.

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[mrwoods]

Sadde lifts his index and middle fingers, still laughing too much to reply.

[peterxy]

The Professor sighs and fixes that, too. "Well?" she asks, her W sounding like a V. "Who's responsible for this?"

[mrwoods]

There are a few giggles still in his system, but eventually he recovers enough to sit up. "If I tell you, you'll punish them, and then they'll come after me harder and I won't have time to concoct my revenge," he says, and giggles some more.

[chanuphis]

Miranda snorts.

[peterxy]

"Mister Woods," she says dryly, calling him 'Voods,' "it is against school regulations to cast magic on other students in the hallways, and perpetrators must be punished!"

[mrwoods]

"Sure they must," he agrees reasonably. "So I'll punish them when I come up with something sufficiently hilarious!"

[peterxy]

"You do not have permission to go after other students either, Mister Woods, no matter how justified you may be!"

[mrwoods]

He thinks about it, then shrugs. "Okay, then I don't remember who it was. I didn't see them very well, etcetera."

[chanuphis]

Miranda facepalms.

[msmaxwell]

Willow grins.

[peterxy]

"You are a very frustrating young man," she says. "Very well. If you require no further assistance, I shall go."

She goes.

[mrwoods]

Sadde giggles some more and starts collecting his stuff again. "Can you help me with this?"

[chanuphis]

Miranda helps him pick up objects.

[mrwoods]

They all pick objects up!

"You know, I found some very innnnnteresting things in one of the books I borrowed from the library," he says innocently.

[chanuphis]

"Like what?"

[mrwoods]

"Did you know," he starts conversationally, "that the Philosopher's Stone also produces a thing called the Elixir of Life?"

[chanuphis]

"What's it do?"

[mrwoods]

"Apparently it extends life."

Picking stuff up.

"Apparently the guy who originally made it lived to see 665."

[chanuphis]

"Okay, now I don't know why there aren't a billion of them."

[mrwoods]

"Yeah, apparently it's really hard to do and/or the guy's instructions are fake or incomplete. No one has been able to do it ever, and now the guy's dead and the Stone's destroyed."

[chanuphis]

"Why? What happened to it?"

[mrwoods]

"The book was really vague about it, but apparently the guy wanted to destroy it? To avoid tempting other people? And because he was 'ready to move on'?" That last part is decorated by air quotes.

[chanuphis]

"After six hundred and sixty five years? Seriously?"

[msmaxwell]

"Aren't there books about this guy in specific that might have more?"

[mrwoods]

"Yeah, I was gonna try to find some after Defence but then that jackass Arens decided turning me upside down was a funny idea." Pause. "Well, he was right, but he could've had better timing."