alchemical blurb

[mswoods]

The following day, Sadde has Transfiguration in the morning.

She is all over it at lunch.

"Okay, so, Transfig is just about the coolest thing," she says first thing to the Ravenclaws as soon as she sits at the table.

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[chanuphis]

Miranda facepalms.

[msmaxwell]

Willow grins.

[peterxy]

"You are a very frustrating young man," she says. "Very well. If you require no further assistance, I shall go."

She goes.

[mrwoods]

Sadde giggles some more and starts collecting his stuff again. "Can you help me with this?"

[chanuphis]

Miranda helps him pick up objects.

[mrwoods]

They all pick objects up!

"You know, I found some very innnnnteresting things in one of the books I borrowed from the library," he says innocently.

[chanuphis]

"Like what?"

[mrwoods]

"Did you know," he starts conversationally, "that the Philosopher's Stone also produces a thing called the Elixir of Life?"

[chanuphis]

"What's it do?"

[mrwoods]

"Apparently it extends life."

Picking stuff up.

"Apparently the guy who originally made it lived to see 665."

[chanuphis]

"Okay, now I don't know why there aren't a billion of them."

[mrwoods]

"Yeah, apparently it's really hard to do and/or the guy's instructions are fake or incomplete. No one has been able to do it ever, and now the guy's dead and the Stone's destroyed."

[chanuphis]

"Why? What happened to it?"

[mrwoods]

"The book was really vague about it, but apparently the guy wanted to destroy it? To avoid tempting other people? And because he was 'ready to move on'?" That last part is decorated by air quotes.

[chanuphis]

"After six hundred and sixty five years? Seriously?"

[msmaxwell]

"Aren't there books about this guy in specific that might have more?"

[mrwoods]

"Yeah, I was gonna try to find some after Defence but then that jackass Arens decided turning me upside down was a funny idea." Pause. "Well, he was right, but he could've had better timing."

[chanuphis]

"I'm glad you happened to like the set of jinxes he picked," remarks Miranda.

[mrwoods]

He giggles. "Well, I think he only meant to turn me upside down, but when I wasn't suitably upset to his tastes he langlocked me, and when even that didn't help he said 'Well if you find this so funny you won't mind this' and that's when he cast the laughing jinx. He eventually got bored that I wasn't begging to be let down and left, which in retrospect maybe wasn't a very good idea but then again I was upside down, unable to talk, and giggling helplessly."

[chanuphis]

"Your sense of humor is very strange."

[mrwoods]

"Thanks!" he says brightly. "There was one other thing I thought might interest you in that book."

[chanuphis]

"What?"

[mrwoods]

"Apparently there's another theoretical thing like the Stone except this one cures all illnesses, called the Panacea. No one's ever made one, but it seems to be one of those things most think is possible except they haven't found out exactly how to do it. Kinda the same vibe the Philosopher's Stone had in the 1200s."

[chanuphis]

"Does the Elixir of Life not also do that?"

[mrwoods]

He shakes his head. "No, it only makes aging not happen."